so,theres this guy who thinks he is the best golfer ever. He even went so far as to buy the completet golfer suit of clothes.Well on his first drive of the day he hits it right in a clump of very large trees.His friends all tell him to take a drop ,but he tells them that hes the only man alive who c...

Why does a chicken coup have two doors?

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because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

Someone wants change for a dollar but he wants his change to be comprised of fifty coins. How many of which coins do you give him?

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forty pennies eight nickels and two dimes!

What can go up a chimmney down,but can/t go down a chimmney up?

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an umbrella

The green green grass of home

Do you like to fish?

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What is quicksilver

flannel;
ruby or emerald

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What is one of the two only mammals that lays eggs?

rockstar but they both suck.

Chevy or Dodge?

two guys are walking down the street,one guy says to the other whats in the bag? the first guy says its a six pack i got for my wife .his friend says WOW GOOD TRADE/?

A man walks into a bar and says OUCH!

doh

Does anyone know why Duke Ellington is on the D.C. quarter?

And why does D.C even have a quarter??? They are "State Quarters".

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