nah, the sad thing is, i know people who'd do that lol

ancient joke, but still funny

For me, it's Windows 7 so far, I still think that *nix has a way to go to be as user friendly as windows is (or is that make you THINK it's user friendly? lol)

cadbury purple

What's you favorite balding star?

define smart lol

nah, smart is good

(btw, ^gal, vista is a pain in the arse lol

Chocolate icecream vs Vanilla icecream

Woohoo another aussie :D

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