Why females should avoid a girl's night out after they are married.... If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor. The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight,"I promise!" Well...

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor ------------------------------------------- A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary.. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good ...

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DEAD-BOLT THE DOORS! THIS IS VERY SERIOUS------------------------------ You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. Well, my thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's ...

Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The thin one leaned over and Said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!' 'You're on!' said th...

Top Ten Country & Western Songs. 10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine 9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I've Woke Up With a Few 8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin' 6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared ...

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE. George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go...

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Never cheated on anyone!!!



Have you ever had an online affair?

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Hi I am Dreamy!!! I live in Ohio, a small resort town in northwest section. I have 4 grown children,2 girls and 2 boys. 12 grandchildren ranging from 2 to 17 .Dang they make me feel old. lol I work at a place called Lees Famous Recipe Chicken.I so hate chicken. lol In my spare time I like to party:...